Sunday, November 06, 2005
WTF?
This was, without a doubt, the strangest day I've had in Japan. I can't imagine an odder set of circumstances playing out the way they did today. I only wish I could tell you about it.
Alright, I've got to tell you something but I honestly feel I cannot disclose anything close to the entire story. It's not that I did anything illegal or immoral or embarrassing even, I just feel like if I explain with any clarity you'll all hate me. I think it's a matter of me feeling remorseful about decisions that I made even though I don't regret anything that actually happened. I know, I know, the more I beat around the bush the stranger the story gets. So here's the truncated version:
I spent nearly the entire day in Nara. I ate lunch at a tiny Sri Lankan restaurant which was my first experience with that cuisine. Not surprisingly, it was a lot like Indian food: spicy and delicious.
And that's it.
Alright, I've got to tell you something but I honestly feel I cannot disclose anything close to the entire story. It's not that I did anything illegal or immoral or embarrassing even, I just feel like if I explain with any clarity you'll all hate me. I think it's a matter of me feeling remorseful about decisions that I made even though I don't regret anything that actually happened. I know, I know, the more I beat around the bush the stranger the story gets. So here's the truncated version:
I spent nearly the entire day in Nara. I ate lunch at a tiny Sri Lankan restaurant which was my first experience with that cuisine. Not surprisingly, it was a lot like Indian food: spicy and delicious.
And that's it.
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My god, I practically pulled the dick off my body with that story. Next time, send a dildo to all the reguler viewers of your blog so we can have it snugly inserted the next time you stick it to us.
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: 06 November, 2005 18:13
: 06 November, 2005 18:13
I just came on my own face said it best, TAKE YOUR DICK OUT OF US AND TELL US THE STORY!
# posted by : 06 November, 2005 18:23
: 06 November, 2005 18:23
I'm horrified. Everyone knows you're supposed to visit Nara on a Saturday.
# posted by : 06 November, 2005 19:31
: 06 November, 2005 19:31
What a boner. If that wasn't the "grubbiest" of grubbster stories then I don't know what is. Why don't you be a little more coy next time you "fill us in". Nice job double-0 cornhole
# posted by : 07 November, 2005 02:17
: 07 November, 2005 02:17
Patchwell, your right on. He should fill us in instead of filling us up.
# posted by : 07 November, 2005 06:13
: 07 November, 2005 06:13
Dan I don't know how to say this but I have been meaning to tell you for a while now. I think that you
Say guys, I appreciate the comments but could you cut down on the ejaculation references? Once might be funny, but this was a bit much.
Mystic, did you intentionally cut yourself off there?
コメントがあります？ Type something, please. It's less work for me.Mystic, did you intentionally cut yourself off there?
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