a history of me

I've oft complained about the food they serve here at UAlbany but tonight's "dinner" reached a new level of laziness and contempt. They had a "nacho bar" featuring chips and cheese sauce with some self-serve sour cream, salsa and onions on the side. Given the choice between lame nachos and their always soggy Buffalo Wings, I chose the nachos. Yet imagine my surprise when the server gave me a plate full of Fritos. Are you shitting me? Fritos are not nachos, not on any planet in the universe! That's as ridiculous as serving large hamburgers as Rib Eye steaks.
Out-fucking-rageous.