a history of me

I was pleasantly surprised to learn this afternoon that Conan O'Brien will be replacing no-talent Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show. I swear, Jay Leno has never made me laugh in my entire life. Not even when I see old footage of his stand-up comedy from the 1970's. Meanwhile, Conan has been funny for years on his own show, not to mention his earlier contributions to The Simpsons. So, congratulations to Conan, and here's hoping NBC doesn't fuck you like they fucked David Letterman.