a history of me

Tax dollars and free speech were flushed down the toilet again, as the Washington DMV recently revoked a man's vanity plates because they were deemed "offensive." They didn't know the potentially sexual meaning of "GOTMILF" but sharp-eyed assholes actually wrote to them and complained! Can you believe it? What the fuck is going on around here? How do those seven letters offend anybody? Maybe we should eliminate all vanity plates with the letter "F" in them, just to be sure?